Tag: funny
group name: peoplelover
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August 12, 2008 06:28 AM EDT --
My memorable family moment takes place my senior year in college, and at this point in my life, my friends were my family. It was Thanksgiving break, and my friend Laura and I both ended up staying . . .
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August 16, 2007 08:41 PM EDT --
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going
up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened . . .
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May 29, 2007 07:38 AM EDT --
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether
they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews,
r students. here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control, you . . .
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July 16, 2007 08:53 AM EDT --
After working most of her life, Grandma
finally retired.
At her next check-up, the new doctor told
her to bring a list of all her medications.
As the young doctor looked through these,
his eyes grew . . .
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June 09, 2007 04:39 PM EDT --
Why We Love Children!
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark . . .
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October 04, 2007 12:14 PM EDT --
Some of my favorites ...
Hornyhead Branch, Alabama
Blue Ball, Delaware
Santa Claus, Georgia
Gay Head, Massachusetts
Hoop and Hollar, Texas
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Big Ugly, West Virginia . . .
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March 20, 2007 12:38 PM EDT --
I walked into a Blimpie's with a
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy . . .
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January 27, 2008 05:29 PM EST --
Okay, I'm the last person in the world to watch a beauty pageant. After reading an interesting review in this morning's paper, though, I decided to watch a replay that was on TLC this afternoon. . . .
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June 13, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window
on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle
seat, and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle
seat between them.
The first man looked . . .
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March 11, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
If College Students Wrote The Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
A . . .
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October 08, 2007 10:48 AM EDT --
My girlfriend sent me this in my e-mail this morning. If you’re a woman, maybe you can relate. If you’re a man – RUN FOR COVER.
INSTALLING HUSBAND
Dear Tech . . .
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August 02, 2008 12:42 PM EDT --
Today's laugh, just received this in my e mail. Ladies, I think you can relate!
You've heard about people who have
been abducted and had their . . .
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April 07, 2007 11:09 AM EDT --
She's my fourth child. I've done the potty training before with 2 boys and a girl. The boys were potty-trained just short of 3 years old and the girl at about 2 1/2. Little Miss . . .
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December 14, 2007 01:10 PM EST --
YOU GREW UP IN RURAL MICHIGAN IF.....
You know how to polka but never tried it sober....
You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
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March 26, 2007 12:29 PM EDT --
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her Shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding . . .
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October 05, 2007 10:56 AM EDT --
Have you ever been next to someone that is wearing so much perfume that you feel like gagging?
A New York woman says she lost her job at a Long Island, N.Y., customer service center for wearing . . .
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October 18, 2007 05:48 PM EDT --
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN
COURT DOCKET 12659 --- CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She
noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She
immediately moved to
another seat. . . .
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November 19, 2007 04:02 PM EST --
Sad News;...
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes . . .
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May 10, 2007 10:14 PM EDT --
My awesome husband, through some pretty fancy footwork, has arranged a trip to Europe for our 10th anniversary. My parents will be watching the 4 children (brave aren't they?) while he whisks . . .
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August 31, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will . . .
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