Tag: funny
group name: peoplelover
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August 12, 2008 06:28 AM EDT --
My memorable family moment takes place my senior year in college, and at this point in my life, my friends were my family. It was Thanksgiving break, and my friend Laura and I both ended up staying . . . more
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May 29, 2007 07:38 AM EDT --
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether
they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews,
r students. here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control, you . . . more
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June 09, 2007 04:39 PM EDT --
Why We Love Children!
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark . . . more
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October 04, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21078088/
FOND DU LAC, Wis. Apperently somebody needs to go real bad. Someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the . . . more
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October 04, 2007 12:14 PM EDT --
Some of my favorites ...
Hornyhead Branch, Alabama
Blue Ball, Delaware
Santa Claus, Georgia
Gay Head, Massachusetts
Hoop and Hollar, Texas
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Big Ugly, West Virginia . . . more
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March 20, 2007 12:38 PM EDT --
I walked into a Blimpie's with a
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy . . . more
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June 13, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window
on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle
seat, and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle
seat between them.
The first man looked . . . more
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January 27, 2008 05:29 PM EST --
Okay, I'm the last person in the world to watch a beauty pageant. After reading an interesting review in this morning's paper, though, I decided to watch a replay that was on TLC this afternoon. . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
If College Students Wrote The Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
A . . . more
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August 16, 2007 08:41 PM EDT --
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going
up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened . . . more
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September 30, 2007 06:07 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted jokes
In front of a New Hampshire restaurant
"Now serving live lobsters"
On the menu of a restaurant
"Blackened bluefish"
In a Maine restaurant
"Open seven days . . . more
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October 02, 2007 12:53 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to thegreen. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot . . . more
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October 02, 2007 01:14 PM EDT --
non-copyright jokes:
What Exactly Is Marriage? (**)
Perhaps difficult enough for adults to define, this question receivedsome interesting responses from those of a younger generation...
What Exactly . . . more
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August 02, 2008 12:42 PM EDT --
Today's laugh, just received this in my e mail. Ladies, I think you can relate!
You've heard about people who have
been abducted and had their . . . more
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October 05, 2007 10:56 AM EDT --
Have you ever been next to someone that is wearing so much perfume that you feel like gagging?
A New York woman says she lost her job at a Long Island, N.Y., customer service center for wearing . . . more
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July 16, 2007 08:53 AM EDT --
After working most of her life, Grandma
finally retired.
At her next check-up, the new doctor told
her to bring a list of all her medications.
As the young doctor looked through these,
his eyes grew . . . more
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May 10, 2007 10:14 PM EDT --
My awesome husband, through some pretty fancy footwork, has arranged a trip to Europe for our 10th anniversary. My parents will be watching the 4 children (brave aren't they?) while he whisks . . . more
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December 14, 2007 01:10 PM EST --
YOU GREW UP IN RURAL MICHIGAN IF.....
You know how to polka but never tried it sober....
You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
. . . more
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July 11, 2007 06:20 AM EDT --
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, . . . more
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September 30, 2007 06:32 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted joke
Mary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collectedmany of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in theCourt (1977) and More Humor in . . . more
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