Tag: humor
group name: peoplelover
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January 28, 2008 11:22 AM EST --
Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web
1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" . . . more
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January 15, 2008 08:39 AM EST --
The Explanation of Life...
The first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, Iwill give you a life span . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
If College Students Wrote The Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
A . . . more
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March 20, 2007 12:38 PM EDT --
I walked into a Blimpie's with a
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy . . . more
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July 16, 2007 08:53 AM EDT --
After working most of her life, Grandma
finally retired.
At her next check-up, the new doctor told
her to bring a list of all her medications.
As the young doctor looked through these,
his eyes grew . . . more
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February 27, 2008 11:35 AM EST --
Decisions, Decisions!
I'm off to a good start this morning. I took my pills, fed Chatterbox, my sick old female cat, cleaned the cat boxes, filled my 7-day pill boxes - one for morning pills and . . . more
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June 11, 2008 05:54 AM EDT --
The other night, I had to stop at my brothers to discuss the A/V for the wedding reception the
end of this month. Yes, my nephew, the one who had survived the chick-flick test has since . . . more
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May 10, 2007 10:14 PM EDT --
My awesome husband, through some pretty fancy footwork, has arranged a trip to Europe for our 10th anniversary. My parents will be watching the 4 children (brave aren't they?) while he whisks . . . more
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July 11, 2007 06:20 AM EDT --
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, . . . more
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September 30, 2007 06:32 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted joke
Mary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collectedmany of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in theCourt (1977) and More Humor in . . . more
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October 02, 2007 12:18 AM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
Judge: I know you, don't I?
Defendant: Uh, yes.
Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?
Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?
Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing . . . more
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July 26, 2008 06:47 PM EDT --
I received this in an email and just thought it was to darn cute not to share. Just visit the link below. Make sure your sound is on.
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb . . . more
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October 08, 2007 10:48 AM EDT --
My girlfriend sent me this in my e-mail this morning. If you’re a woman, maybe you can relate. If you’re a man – RUN FOR COVER.
INSTALLING HUSBAND
Dear Tech . . . more
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May 07, 2007 03:41 PM EDT --
My wife just sent this out a few minutes ago... I have to share...
***************
Hey there,
I came home today after working at Ladies Workout Express where I do childcare twice . . . more
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March 16, 2007 05:09 PM EDT --
I received this from a friend and thought we could all use a good laugh to start out the weekend. Have a great weekend!
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: . . . more
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April 07, 2007 11:09 AM EDT --
She's my fourth child. I've done the potty training before with 2 boys and a girl. The boys were potty-trained just short of 3 years old and the girl at about 2 1/2. Little Miss . . . more
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March 26, 2007 12:29 PM EDT --
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her Shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding . . . more
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March 13, 2008 08:05 PM EDT --
got this one from my sister in Va
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, . . . more
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November 06, 2007 10:03 PM EST --
So now you’re gone
And any chance of children gone with you.
Glad I never wanted any.
more
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July 02, 2007 02:28 AM EDT --
The Butt Spider Dance
Its not like I wasn't warned. It kills me to say it but I should have heeded my OS' advice. OS, you were right and this is the only time I will ever admit that.
Let me start . . . more
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