Tag: humor
group name: peoplelover
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July 16, 2007 08:53 AM EDT --
After working most of her life, Grandma
finally retired.
At her next check-up, the new doctor told
her to bring a list of all her medications.
As the young doctor looked through these,
his eyes grew . . .
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March 20, 2007 12:38 PM EDT --
I walked into a Blimpie's with a
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy . . .
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March 11, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
If College Students Wrote The Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
A . . .
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October 08, 2007 10:48 AM EDT --
My girlfriend sent me this in my e-mail this morning. If you’re a woman, maybe you can relate. If you’re a man – RUN FOR COVER.
INSTALLING HUSBAND
Dear Tech . . .
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July 26, 2008 06:47 PM EDT --
I received this in an email and just thought it was to darn cute not to share. Just visit the link below. Make sure your sound is on.
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb . . .
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April 07, 2007 11:09 AM EDT --
She's my fourth child. I've done the potty training before with 2 boys and a girl. The boys were potty-trained just short of 3 years old and the girl at about 2 1/2. Little Miss . . .
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February 27, 2008 11:35 AM EST --
Decisions, Decisions!
I'm off to a good start this morning. I took my pills, fed Chatterbox, my sick old female cat, cleaned the cat boxes, filled my 7-day pill boxes - one for morning pills and . . .
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March 26, 2007 12:29 PM EDT --
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her Shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding . . .
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May 21, 2007 08:05 PM EDT --
Good Old Boys
The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office . . .
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April 28, 2007 02:39 PM EDT --
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it!" Yogi Berra
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"Nobody comes here any more because it's too crowded." . . .
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May 10, 2007 10:14 PM EDT --
My awesome husband, through some pretty fancy footwork, has arranged a trip to Europe for our 10th anniversary. My parents will be watching the 4 children (brave aren't they?) while he whisks . . .
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June 11, 2008 05:54 AM EDT --
The other night, I had to stop at my brothers to discuss the A/V for the wedding reception the
end of this month. Yes, my nephew, the one who had survived the chick-flick test has since . . .
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March 14, 2007 03:17 AM EDT --
POPSICLE
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with
their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out
on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on
all . . .
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June 28, 2008 12:55 PM EDT --
It is curious little items like this that make TV channel surfing interesting. Recently I surfed onto a program about the 'Little Ice Age", an event that lowered and fluctuated the temperature . . .
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May 07, 2007 03:41 PM EDT --
My wife just sent this out a few minutes ago... I have to share...
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Hey there,
I came home today after working at Ladies Workout Express where I do childcare twice . . .
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June 13, 2007 09:11 AM EDT --
This is another anonymous e-mail that was forwarded to me.
Subject: SENIORS UNDER ATTACK
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Subject: SENIORS UNDER ATTACK
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THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY! . . .
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August 20, 2007 04:42 PM EDT --
An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison.
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July 17, 2008 02:50 AM EDT --
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like . . .
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June 11, 2007 02:37 PM EDT --
These laws came from an anonymous e-mail.
Laws of Life
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. . . .
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June 12, 2007 10:51 AM EDT --
The most creative rationale for throwing an apple core
out of the car window is-
"It will plant seeds for other trees to grow."
And, of course, our highways are lined with apple trees-- . . .
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